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Okay, I don't mind my roommates listening to my stereo from time to time, or occasionally sharing stuff I bring up from the kitchen. That doesn't mean you send your purple feline girlfriend over my way while I'm asleep, Kyle. Do you have any idea how hard it is to get cat hair - PURPLE cat hair! - out of complex parts?

Not to mention that she clawed the crap out of me when my alarm clock went off. I appreciate the gesture, man, but really - you can keep her.

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Date: 2004-11-12 02:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-wildchild.livejournal.com
Dude, she's not my girlfriend. I said like, ten words to her and most of them were trying to explain she was in -my bed-.

I have no fricking idea why she was there in the first place. I woke up with her in my bed!

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Date: 2004-11-12 02:31 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-forge.livejournal.com
Well, put a sock on the doorknob next time, or whatever passes for the protocol around here for such things.

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Date: 2004-11-12 02:34 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-wildchild.livejournal.com
Dude, you're not getting it. I don't even know her, she just showed up in my bed while I was asleep!

There was no sock doorknob whatever needed because nothing happened because I was asleep when she showed up!

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Date: 2004-11-12 02:38 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-forge.livejournal.com
Well, show up at the school, get strange naked girls in your bed. You'd think you had a football scholarship or something.

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Date: 2004-11-12 02:42 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-wildchild.livejournal.com
She was only a strange naked girl for a few minutes. Comeon, you had a cat, you know how hard it is to get 'em to sleep anywhere but where -they- want to. I gave up.

and I don't play football. Football's for big dumb jocks with steroid problems. Though the Broncos are pretty cool, I guess. If I was gonna play anything, I'd play basketball.

Date: 2004-11-12 02:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-catseye.livejournal.com
Catseye was surprised! The sound was LOUD!!!

Date: 2004-11-12 02:33 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-forge.livejournal.com
Yes it was, because Kyle is very loud when he sleeps and I have to try and tune HIM out.

The hell.

Date: 2004-11-12 02:35 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-wildchild.livejournal.com
The hell? I'm loud when I sleep?

Re: The hell.

Date: 2004-11-12 02:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-forge.livejournal.com
You snore like a pack of wolves, man. Not to mention the occasional yipping and snarling like you're chasing cars in your sleep.

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Date: 2004-11-12 02:40 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-wildchild.livejournal.com
I snore? Shit. damn, I had no idea. And usually its faceless assholes trying to strap me to a table that I'm chasing in my sleep.

Date: 2004-11-12 02:41 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-catseye.livejournal.com
Catseye was very startled. Did not mean to use the claws!

And Catseye has to admit WarmSnugglyFriend is loud, yes. Still comfy though.

Bwa?

Date: 2004-11-12 03:24 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-wildchild.livejournal.com
You are -so- strange.

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Date: 2004-11-12 03:26 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-catseye.livejournal.com
WarmSnugglyFriend snores very loudly. Moves a lot too. Threw Catseye to the floor!

Is why Catseye went to snuggle up on AlarmClockBoy.

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Mrr!

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Date: 2004-11-12 02:22 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-blink.livejournal.com
no comment. just....snickering.

Date: 2004-11-12 03:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-forge.livejournal.com
I'm beginning to think you purple ones are all conspiring.

Date: 2004-11-12 05:49 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-blink.livejournal.com
I swear, I had NOTHING to do with this! but if you like...

Date: 2004-11-12 05:33 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-icarus.livejournal.com
All I have to say is that she better not come into my room. Last thing I need is her mistaking me and my wings for cat food.

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Date: 2004-11-12 05:43 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-wildchild.livejournal.com
Dude, you know you molt, right?

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Date: 2004-11-12 05:47 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-wildchild.livejournal.com
Then what the heck are those feathers doing on the floor in the common room?

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Date: 2004-11-12 05:49 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-icarus.livejournal.com
Hell if I know. Maybe your girlfriend came into my room when I was asleep and decided she liked them so she plucked some off.

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Date: 2004-11-12 05:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-forge.livejournal.com
That's all we need. Bird dander.

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Date: 2004-11-12 06:29 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-icarus.livejournal.com
Our suite will be a pigsty between Kyle's hairs, your oil and grease stains, and my supposed molting feathers.

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Date: 2004-11-12 06:33 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-forge.livejournal.com
I don't leave oil stains, thank you very much. Polymerized graphite and Teflon, if you absolutely must know. And it doesn't leak any more than you leave sweat stains everywhere.

And I don't think Kyle sheds. He does chew his toenails, though, and they're everywhere.

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