Bed-sharing

[x_maker]

Okay, I don't mind my roommates listening to my stereo from time to time, or occasionally sharing stuff I bring up from the kitchen. That doesn't mean you send your purple feline girlfriend over my way while I'm asleep, Kyle. Do you have any idea how hard it is to get cat hair - PURPLE cat hair! - out of complex parts?

Not to mention that she clawed the crap out of me when my alarm clock went off. I appreciate the gesture, man, but really - you can keep her.

Comments

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[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Dude, she's not my girlfriend. I said like, ten words to her and most of them were trying to explain she was in -my bed-.

I have no fricking idea why she was there in the first place. I woke up with her in my bed!

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[x-forge.livejournal.com]

Well, put a sock on the doorknob next time, or whatever passes for the protocol around here for such things.

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[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Dude, you're not getting it. I don't even know her, she just showed up in my bed while I was asleep!

There was no sock doorknob whatever needed because nothing happened because I was asleep when she showed up!

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[x-forge.livejournal.com]

Well, show up at the school, get strange naked girls in your bed. You'd think you had a football scholarship or something.

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[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

She was only a strange naked girl for a few minutes. Comeon, you had a cat, you know how hard it is to get 'em to sleep anywhere but where -they- want to. I gave up.

and I don't play football. Football's for big dumb jocks with steroid problems. Though the Broncos are pretty cool, I guess. If I was gonna play anything, I'd play basketball.

[x-catseye.livejournal.com]

Catseye was surprised! The sound was LOUD!!!

[x-forge.livejournal.com]

Yes it was, because Kyle is very loud when he sleeps and I have to try and tune HIM out.

The hell.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

The hell? I'm loud when I sleep?

Re: The hell.

[x-forge.livejournal.com]

You snore like a pack of wolves, man. Not to mention the occasional yipping and snarling like you're chasing cars in your sleep.

Re: The hell.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

I snore? Shit. damn, I had no idea. And usually its faceless assholes trying to strap me to a table that I'm chasing in my sleep.

[x-catseye.livejournal.com]

Catseye was very startled. Did not mean to use the claws!

And Catseye has to admit WarmSnugglyFriend is loud, yes. Still comfy though.

Bwa?

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

You are -so- strange.

Re: Bwa?

[x-catseye.livejournal.com]

WarmSnugglyFriend snores very loudly. Moves a lot too. Threw Catseye to the floor!

Is why Catseye went to snuggle up on AlarmClockBoy.

Re: Bwa?

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Sorry. Nightmares.

[x-blink.livejournal.com]

no comment. just....snickering.

[x-forge.livejournal.com]

I'm beginning to think you purple ones are all conspiring.

[x-blink.livejournal.com]

I swear, I had NOTHING to do with this! but if you like...

[x-icarus.livejournal.com]

All I have to say is that she better not come into my room. Last thing I need is her mistaking me and my wings for cat food.

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[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Dude, you know you molt, right?

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[x-icarus.livejournal.com]

I do not.

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[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Then what the heck are those feathers doing on the floor in the common room?

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[x-icarus.livejournal.com]

Hell if I know. Maybe your girlfriend came into my room when I was asleep and decided she liked them so she plucked some off.

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[x-forge.livejournal.com]

That's all we need. Bird dander.

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[x-icarus.livejournal.com]

Our suite will be a pigsty between Kyle's hairs, your oil and grease stains, and my supposed molting feathers.

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[x-forge.livejournal.com]

I don't leave oil stains, thank you very much. Polymerized graphite and Teflon, if you absolutely must know. And it doesn't leak any more than you leave sweat stains everywhere.

And I don't think Kyle sheds. He does chew his toenails, though, and they're everywhere.