Bed-sharing

[x_maker]

Okay, I don't mind my roommates listening to my stereo from time to time, or occasionally sharing stuff I bring up from the kitchen. That doesn't mean you send your purple feline girlfriend over my way while I'm asleep, Kyle. Do you have any idea how hard it is to get cat hair - PURPLE cat hair! - out of complex parts?

Not to mention that she clawed the crap out of me when my alarm clock went off. I appreciate the gesture, man, but really - you can keep her.

Comments

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[x-forge.livejournal.com]

Well, put a sock on the doorknob next time, or whatever passes for the protocol around here for such things.

Re: ...

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Dude, you're not getting it. I don't even know her, she just showed up in my bed while I was asleep!

There was no sock doorknob whatever needed because nothing happened because I was asleep when she showed up!

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[x-forge.livejournal.com]

Well, show up at the school, get strange naked girls in your bed. You'd think you had a football scholarship or something.

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[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

She was only a strange naked girl for a few minutes. Comeon, you had a cat, you know how hard it is to get 'em to sleep anywhere but where -they- want to. I gave up.

and I don't play football. Football's for big dumb jocks with steroid problems. Though the Broncos are pretty cool, I guess. If I was gonna play anything, I'd play basketball.