Bed-sharing

[x_maker]

Okay, I don't mind my roommates listening to my stereo from time to time, or occasionally sharing stuff I bring up from the kitchen. That doesn't mean you send your purple feline girlfriend over my way while I'm asleep, Kyle. Do you have any idea how hard it is to get cat hair - PURPLE cat hair! - out of complex parts?

Not to mention that she clawed the crap out of me when my alarm clock went off. I appreciate the gesture, man, but really - you can keep her.

Comments

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[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Dude, she's not my girlfriend. I said like, ten words to her and most of them were trying to explain she was in -my bed-.

I have no fricking idea why she was there in the first place. I woke up with her in my bed!

[x-catseye.livejournal.com]

Catseye was surprised! The sound was LOUD!!!

[x-blink.livejournal.com]

no comment. just....snickering.

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[x-forge.livejournal.com]

Well, put a sock on the doorknob next time, or whatever passes for the protocol around here for such things.

[x-forge.livejournal.com]

Yes it was, because Kyle is very loud when he sleeps and I have to try and tune HIM out.

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[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Dude, you're not getting it. I don't even know her, she just showed up in my bed while I was asleep!

There was no sock doorknob whatever needed because nothing happened because I was asleep when she showed up!

The hell.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

The hell? I'm loud when I sleep?

Re: The hell.

[x-forge.livejournal.com]

You snore like a pack of wolves, man. Not to mention the occasional yipping and snarling like you're chasing cars in your sleep.

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[x-forge.livejournal.com]

Well, show up at the school, get strange naked girls in your bed. You'd think you had a football scholarship or something.

Re: The hell.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

I snore? Shit. damn, I had no idea. And usually its faceless assholes trying to strap me to a table that I'm chasing in my sleep.

[x-catseye.livejournal.com]

Catseye was very startled. Did not mean to use the claws!

And Catseye has to admit WarmSnugglyFriend is loud, yes. Still comfy though.

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[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

She was only a strange naked girl for a few minutes. Comeon, you had a cat, you know how hard it is to get 'em to sleep anywhere but where -they- want to. I gave up.

and I don't play football. Football's for big dumb jocks with steroid problems. Though the Broncos are pretty cool, I guess. If I was gonna play anything, I'd play basketball.

Bwa?

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

You are -so- strange.

Re: Bwa?

[x-catseye.livejournal.com]

WarmSnugglyFriend snores very loudly. Moves a lot too. Threw Catseye to the floor!

Is why Catseye went to snuggle up on AlarmClockBoy.

Re: Bwa?

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Sorry. Nightmares.

Re: Bwa?

[x-catseye.livejournal.com]

Nightmares are bad.

Catseye knows just how to help though!

Re: Bwa?

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Its NOT my fault if Forge throws alarm clocks at your head.

Re: Bwa?

[x-catseye.livejournal.com]

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AlarmClockBoy would not do that, right?!

Re: Bwa?

[x-forge.livejournal.com]

Depends on how fast you move.

Re: Bwa?

[x-catseye.livejournal.com]

Catseye is very fast!

But to be fast Catseye needs her claws...

Re: Bwa?

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

I dunno. He might. He threw chocolate at my head a few times. Okay, he didn't know it would make me sick when I ate it, but still..

Re: Bwa?

[x-forge.livejournal.com]

I have very good aim. In short - curl up on one of the OTHER warm bodies in the house?

[x-forge.livejournal.com]

I'm beginning to think you purple ones are all conspiring.

Mrr!

[x-catseye.livejournal.com]

Catseye thinks AlarmClockBoy is very comfortable. Even if smells a bit like a car.

Re: Mrr!

[x-forge.livejournal.com]

Comfortable for YOU, not for ME. I'm still picking purple hairs out of my ulnar rotator piston.