Bed-sharing

[x_maker]

Okay, I don't mind my roommates listening to my stereo from time to time, or occasionally sharing stuff I bring up from the kitchen. That doesn't mean you send your purple feline girlfriend over my way while I'm asleep, Kyle. Do you have any idea how hard it is to get cat hair - PURPLE cat hair! - out of complex parts?

Not to mention that she clawed the crap out of me when my alarm clock went off. I appreciate the gesture, man, but really - you can keep her.

Comments

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[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Dude! She's NOT my girlfriend!

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[x-icarus.livejournal.com]

I haven't seen her deny it herself.

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[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Her invading my bed doesn't make her my girlfriend!

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[x-icarus.livejournal.com]

No, it just makes her a "sleeping buddy."

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[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

What-ever-, Jay. She was a -cat- when she was in the bed.

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[x-icarus.livejournal.com]

And you're half cat or dog or whatever. I don't see a problem.

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[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Avatistic. Feral. Mutation.

I am not half dog.

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[x-forge.livejournal.com]

For shame!

At least two-thirds.

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[x-forge.livejournal.com]

Big Bird has a point. *She's* not exactly denying the allegations here.

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[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Maybe she's off eating whatshername's mice or something! I dunno. She's been here all of a -day-, I'm not gonig to date someone I met the hour before!!! Jesus, what kind of person do you think I AM?

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[x-forge.livejournal.com]

Someone who would break the heart of a poor young innocent feline mutant to send her rushing from your bed into the arms of another?

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[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

That makes her your girlfriend, and your problem now, jackass.

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[x-forge.livejournal.com]

No, no. I would never come between you and your soulmate. Yours is a love that cannot be denied, despite how hard you try. It's destiny, pal. Just ask anyone.

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[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

If you go talking about that weird fate shit, I'm going to bite you on the ankle. The real ankle, not the metal one!

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[x-forge.livejournal.com]

Please. Do I *look* like the creepy fortune teller or the new age witchy-girl? All I'm saying is that you've got that animal magnetism. Whereas I'm only partly magnetic.