x_maker: (Drink of champions)
John Henry Forge ([personal profile] x_maker) wrote2009-04-13 08:48 am

I am offering a reward...

...to anyone who brings me coffee (black, as strong as it can get) and/or Red Bull to help moderate my blood-to-caffeine ratio and purge the last bits of this demonic Zombie-induced headache from my great mutant brain.

Also, I seem to have reconfigured the espresso machine in my suite into some form of armed security system and it refuses to let me into the kitchenette unless I give it the proper authentication password.

I hate mornings.

[identity profile] x-diamondlil.livejournal.com 2009-04-13 02:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Armed espresso machine? What does it do, fire beans at you?

[identity profile] x-forge.livejournal.com 2009-04-13 02:54 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes. Somehow in my less-than-lucid condition around 3am I somehow designed a pneumatic turret system with a muzzle velocity around that of a rail gun.

Kyle, if you know a good way to get embedded espresso beans out of a wall, I'm entertaining suggestions.

Damn this thing's accurate. Curse my genius!

[identity profile] x-diamondlil.livejournal.com 2009-04-13 02:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Well... damn.

Yeah, good luck with that. I'll be enjoying my non-violent coffee pot for the rest of the day.

[identity profile] x-wildchild.livejournal.com 2009-04-13 04:01 pm (UTC)(link)
How far in are they?

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[identity profile] x-firestar.livejournal.com 2009-04-13 03:06 pm (UTC)(link)
Dude, if I bring you coffee am I going to get shot at? I mean, if I flare up they won't actually hit me and, ooh, the smell would be DELICIOUS.

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[identity profile] x-forge.livejournal.com 2009-04-13 03:11 pm (UTC)(link)
I think an additional heat signature would confuse the sensors and make it shut down. I could of course kit-bash a thermal flare if my toolbox was not in the kitchen.

Reinforcements, please?

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[identity profile] x-firestar.livejournal.com 2009-04-13 03:17 pm (UTC)(link)
You so owe me breakfast. I'll be up in a second - I lay claim to any wayward coffee beans, though. Yum.
Edited 2009-04-13 15:17 (UTC)

Re: ...

[identity profile] x-diamondlil.livejournal.com 2009-04-13 03:20 pm (UTC)(link)
Melt down some left over Easter candy to dip the beans in. Espresso beans are even better when covered in chocolate.

[identity profile] x-cypher.livejournal.com 2009-04-14 01:20 am (UTC)(link)
Is the authentication password "I'm a pretty pretty princess"?