I am offering a reward...

[x_maker]

...to anyone who brings me coffee (black, as strong as it can get) and/or Red Bull to help moderate my blood-to-caffeine ratio and purge the last bits of this demonic Zombie-induced headache from my great mutant brain.

Also, I seem to have reconfigured the espresso machine in my suite into some form of armed security system and it refuses to let me into the kitchenette unless I give it the proper authentication password.

I hate mornings.

Comments

[x-diamondlil.livejournal.com]

Armed espresso machine? What does it do, fire beans at you?

[x-forge.livejournal.com]

Yes. Somehow in my less-than-lucid condition around 3am I somehow designed a pneumatic turret system with a muzzle velocity around that of a rail gun.

Kyle, if you know a good way to get embedded espresso beans out of a wall, I'm entertaining suggestions.

Damn this thing's accurate. Curse my genius!

[x-diamondlil.livejournal.com]

Well... damn.

Yeah, good luck with that. I'll be enjoying my non-violent coffee pot for the rest of the day.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

How far in are they?