I am offering a reward...

[x_maker]

...to anyone who brings me coffee (black, as strong as it can get) and/or Red Bull to help moderate my blood-to-caffeine ratio and purge the last bits of this demonic Zombie-induced headache from my great mutant brain.

Also, I seem to have reconfigured the espresso machine in my suite into some form of armed security system and it refuses to let me into the kitchenette unless I give it the proper authentication password.

I hate mornings.

Comments

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[x-firestar.livejournal.com]

Dude, if I bring you coffee am I going to get shot at? I mean, if I flare up they won't actually hit me and, ooh, the smell would be DELICIOUS.

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[x-forge.livejournal.com]

I think an additional heat signature would confuse the sensors and make it shut down. I could of course kit-bash a thermal flare if my toolbox was not in the kitchen.

Reinforcements, please?

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[x-firestar.livejournal.com]

You so owe me breakfast. I'll be up in a second - I lay claim to any wayward coffee beans, though. Yum.

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[x-diamondlil.livejournal.com]

Melt down some left over Easter candy to dip the beans in. Espresso beans are even better when covered in chocolate.

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[x-firestar.livejournal.com]

GENIUS!

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[x-diamondlil.livejournal.com]

I try.