I am offering a reward...

[x_maker]

...to anyone who brings me coffee (black, as strong as it can get) and/or Red Bull to help moderate my blood-to-caffeine ratio and purge the last bits of this demonic Zombie-induced headache from my great mutant brain.

Also, I seem to have reconfigured the espresso machine in my suite into some form of armed security system and it refuses to let me into the kitchenette unless I give it the proper authentication password.

I hate mornings.

Comments

[x-diamondlil.livejournal.com]

Armed espresso machine? What does it do, fire beans at you?

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[x-firestar.livejournal.com]

Dude, if I bring you coffee am I going to get shot at? I mean, if I flare up they won't actually hit me and, ooh, the smell would be DELICIOUS.

[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

Is the authentication password "I'm a pretty pretty princess"?