Saline and cat hair do not mix
Nov. 30th, 2004 11:43 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
x_makerCatseye! The cup full of clear liquid on my desk is NOT water for you to drink! It's pH-balanced saline solution that needs to be kept in a state of static electrolysis for my contacts. If you insist on drinking from it while the little wires are there, not only will it give you one hell of a shock, but you'll also ruin the solution and I'll have to run the salinization cycle all over again.
And if you could return my #8 Torx driver, I'd really appreciate it. Yes, I know it's shiny, but I *need* it for my work, okay?
And if you could return my #8 Torx driver, I'd really appreciate it. Yes, I know it's shiny, but I *need* it for my work, okay?
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Date: 2004-12-01 03:11 pm (UTC)Re: ...
Date: 2004-12-01 03:16 pm (UTC)Fuck, even with my nil empathy for anything besides myself, I know that.
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Date: 2004-12-01 03:20 pm (UTC)Jubilee? Asking you not to screw up the stereo and telling you how many systems we have isn't being a raging asshole!
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Date: 2004-12-01 03:26 pm (UTC)It's not like I got shit marks in Computer science, Dude. I do know how to work electronics, even if from time to time I find it funny to make jokes about it.
Which is what that was, a joke.
*sighs*
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Date: 2004-12-01 03:29 pm (UTC)Besides, if you want to see a REAL sound system sometime, wait until I can get Kyle and his sensitive little ears out of the room for a demonstration of what "Far Beyond Driven" can do cranked up to eleven.
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Date: 2004-12-01 03:42 pm (UTC)Hell, maybe you should. I can't make heads or tails of half this stuff. Wires every-goddamn-where.
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Date: 2004-12-01 03:53 pm (UTC)Weak, weak, weak.
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Date: 2004-12-01 04:35 pm (UTC)I mean, I'm not saying I wouldn't if I did have the chance, but she's like -twice my age-.. Hot. Crazy hot. But it ain't happening.
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Date: 2004-12-01 04:36 pm (UTC)"Chased squirrels"?
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Date: 2004-12-01 04:40 pm (UTC)Wait, no. Hang on. I'll go get one so you can see for yourself.
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From:In that case...
Date: 2004-12-01 04:47 pm (UTC)Sure, the bass will probably liquefy your remaining organs and limbs, but you'll go out with a smile.
Haroun
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Date: 2004-12-01 03:31 pm (UTC)"See the pretty buttons? The big white one turns on the TV. The red one is to watch the TV. The blue one is to watch movies on the TV."
Or something like that. I'm not really in the mood to demonstrate it effectivly.
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Date: 2004-12-01 03:37 pm (UTC)Re: ...
Date: 2004-12-01 03:41 pm (UTC)The console you see is ... about a tenth of the stuff going on in there. I don't know enough about audio systems to program it right and it likes to be loud. Very, very loud.
Sometimes I think Dr. McCoy put an AI in there just to drive me nuts. Except that hardware's about a decade old and I was just starting to play with C++ and Pascal ten years ago, so there's no way he'd have known.
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Date: 2004-12-01 03:48 pm (UTC)Re: ...
Date: 2004-12-01 04:15 pm (UTC)...
Peace offering? Mario Kart?
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Date: 2004-12-01 04:29 pm (UTC)