Saline and cat hair do not mix

[x_maker]

Catseye! The cup full of clear liquid on my desk is NOT water for you to drink! It's pH-balanced saline solution that needs to be kept in a state of static electrolysis for my contacts. If you insist on drinking from it while the little wires are there, not only will it give you one hell of a shock, but you'll also ruin the solution and I'll have to run the salinization cycle all over again.

And if you could return my #8 Torx driver, I'd really appreciate it. Yes, I know it's shiny, but I *need* it for my work, okay?

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[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

Jubilee? If I wanted to be condescending? You'd know.

"See the pretty buttons? The big white one turns on the TV. The red one is to watch the TV. The blue one is to watch movies on the TV."

Or something like that. I'm not really in the mood to demonstrate it effectivly.

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[x-jubilee.livejournal.com]

Whatever. Fact is, I'm perfectly capable of running the Stereo without blasting people to Kingdom Come. Try actually getting to know what I can and can't do before simply deciding for yourself what that is.

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[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

For the love of ... Jubilee, _I_ have trouble with the stereo. Stereos. Something like that.

The console you see is ... about a tenth of the stuff going on in there. I don't know enough about audio systems to program it right and it likes to be loud. Very, very loud.

Sometimes I think Dr. McCoy put an AI in there just to drive me nuts. Except that hardware's about a decade old and I was just starting to play with C++ and Pascal ten years ago, so there's no way he'd have known.

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[x-jubilee.livejournal.com]

*nods* Okay. *sighs* Sorry, I'm highly caffeinated right now and I'm swinging between hyper and tetchy. Just gettin' kinda tired of being called stupid lately. Not that you were but others have and while recent actions probably prove the statement. Well, it's fucking galling anyway.

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[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

I'm not in the best mental place myself. Angie's -still- out in the boathouse, and I don't know what's going on with her.

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Peace offering? Mario Kart?

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[x-jubilee.livejournal.com]

*grins* My kind of peace offering. Mario Kart it is.