Bored.

[x_maker]

Currently, I am bored.

Well, and hungry because I have seemed to set my lunch on fire. But aside from the primitive needs of a biological digestive system, I am bored.

For the first time in months, I have no experiments or projects on the drawing board, the security system has been given its weekly firmware update and full diagnostic, the Blackbird's maintenance is green across the board, I've updated the Danger Room's processing array, and topped off the fluids on every vehicle in the garage.

For the love of God, someone challenge me with something before I'm forced to build a catapult that can launch Kyle into the Kuiper Belt.

Comments

[x-forge.livejournal.com]

Bring me burgers, for I hunger, and in return I will place on hold any and all plans to turn you into an outer-orbit satellite.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Drive me to get burgers and I'll pay for your burgers. There's a burger place I want to try out.

[x-forge.livejournal.com]

We'll have to take the Jeep, as I have not yet considered how to replace my car.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Build a time machine, go back in time, and rescue yourself from being a dumbass.

[x-forge.livejournal.com]

I have a workable theoretical model for that. It just requires two objects of alterable mass ranging from just above zero to trans-stellar mass, and a means by which to harness the greater-than-c velocities involved.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

What?

[x-forge.livejournal.com]

I have a design for a time machine, I just need a black hole the size of a star to power it, using the fact that the speed of gravity > the speed of light, and relying on the Observer-Actor Principle.

You know what, I'll explain on the way. My mutant brain needs beef.

[x-jubilee.livejournal.com]

No building time machines. That way lies madness.