Mar. 23rd, 2009 02:14 pm
x_maker: (I am the future)
[personal profile] x_maker
Currently, I am bored.

Well, and hungry because I have seemed to set my lunch on fire. But aside from the primitive needs of a biological digestive system, I am bored.

For the first time in months, I have no experiments or projects on the drawing board, the security system has been given its weekly firmware update and full diagnostic, the Blackbird's maintenance is green across the board, I've updated the Danger Room's processing array, and topped off the fluids on every vehicle in the garage.

For the love of God, someone challenge me with something before I'm forced to build a catapult that can launch Kyle into the Kuiper Belt.

Date: 2009-03-23 07:25 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
I'll trade you two burgers for no sending me to the Jupiter Belt.

Date: 2009-03-23 07:29 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Bring me burgers, for I hunger, and in return I will place on hold any and all plans to turn you into an outer-orbit satellite.

Date: 2009-03-23 07:30 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Drive me to get burgers and I'll pay for your burgers. There's a burger place I want to try out.

Date: 2009-03-23 07:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
We'll have to take the Jeep, as I have not yet considered how to replace my car.

Date: 2009-03-23 07:33 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Build a time machine, go back in time, and rescue yourself from being a dumbass.

Date: 2009-03-23 07:35 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
I have a workable theoretical model for that. It just requires two objects of alterable mass ranging from just above zero to trans-stellar mass, and a means by which to harness the greater-than-c velocities involved.

Date: 2009-03-23 07:39 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
I have a design for a time machine, I just need a black hole the size of a star to power it, using the fact that the speed of gravity > the speed of light, and relying on the Observer-Actor Principle.

You know what, I'll explain on the way. My mutant brain needs beef.

Date: 2009-03-23 10:33 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
No building time machines. That way lies madness.

Date: 2009-03-23 10:28 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
How about you disassemble and reassemble a vehicle in someone's room...wait...that's already been done.


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