Monkeys.

[x_maker]

It had to be monkeys, didn't it? Practically had to use an entire bottle of shampoo to get the smell out of my hair.

Somehow this is all Angel's fault.

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[x-forge.livejournal.com]

I wish upon you doom. Doooom.

[x-roulette.livejournal.com]

Hey, is this how you repay a man for his coming to your rescue? Some damsel you are.

[x-forge.livejournal.com]

I will note that his "rescue" did absolutely squat to remove the simian in question from my head!

[x-roulette.livejournal.com]

Hey, I pointed and laughed. I'm just saying, show the boy some courtesy.

[x-emplate.livejournal.com]

You've been to Medlab, correct? Check-up all clear of suspicious larvae?

[x-forge.livejournal.com]

Yes, I got the requisite Bactine-ing. Let it be said that I warned people about the monkeys, but who listens to me until it's too late?

[x-roulette.livejournal.com]

and I note it was YOU they went after first. Monkeys are senstive creatures, you know.

[x-emplate.livejournal.com]

Forge, you would do well to harken to the decree of the Queen of the Primates. Lest her minions take offense.

[x-forge.livejournal.com]

I thought you and Kyle weren't her minions anymore.

[x-emplate.livejournal.com]

Oh. Ow. The pain. The wound. It is overwhelming.

Ah, wait, my mistake. It was merely the sudden memory of you rolling upon the ground whilst screaming like a particularly delicate young girl.

[x-roulette.livejournal.com]

see, that memory only brings me joy.

[x-emplate.livejournal.com]

His parents, I'm sure, will agree.

Particularly after the film has developed and suitably framed.

[x-roulette.livejournal.com]

Do we have the ability to do poster-sized? I'm sure the staff needs some more charming decorations for their lounge.

[x-forge.livejournal.com]

Between posters of my Monkey Misadventures and the damn DVD that will not go away of Logan sinking me in the lake, I think the staff lounge has ENOUGH entertainment.