Monkeys.

[x_maker]

It had to be monkeys, didn't it? Practically had to use an entire bottle of shampoo to get the smell out of my hair.

Somehow this is all Angel's fault.

Comments

[x-emplate.livejournal.com]

Sorry, mate, but that doom was wholly of your own making. No worries, it's not as if it's to be subject to eternal commemoration in some permanent and publicly accessible medium, as, for example, the school yearbook.

Ah, wait.

[x-forge.livejournal.com]

I wish upon you doom. Doooom.

[x-roulette.livejournal.com]

Hey, is this how you repay a man for his coming to your rescue? Some damsel you are.

[x-forge.livejournal.com]

I will note that his "rescue" did absolutely squat to remove the simian in question from my head!

[x-roulette.livejournal.com]

Hey, I pointed and laughed. I'm just saying, show the boy some courtesy.

[x-emplate.livejournal.com]

You've been to Medlab, correct? Check-up all clear of suspicious larvae?

[x-forge.livejournal.com]

Yes, I got the requisite Bactine-ing. Let it be said that I warned people about the monkeys, but who listens to me until it's too late?

[x-roulette.livejournal.com]

and I note it was YOU they went after first. Monkeys are senstive creatures, you know.

[x-emplate.livejournal.com]

Forge, you would do well to harken to the decree of the Queen of the Primates. Lest her minions take offense.

[x-forge.livejournal.com]

I thought you and Kyle weren't her minions anymore.

[x-emplate.livejournal.com]

Oh. Ow. The pain. The wound. It is overwhelming.

Ah, wait, my mistake. It was merely the sudden memory of you rolling upon the ground whilst screaming like a particularly delicate young girl.

[x-roulette.livejournal.com]

see, that memory only brings me joy.

[x-emplate.livejournal.com]

His parents, I'm sure, will agree.

Particularly after the film has developed and suitably framed.

[x-roulette.livejournal.com]

Do we have the ability to do poster-sized? I'm sure the staff needs some more charming decorations for their lounge.

[x-forge.livejournal.com]

Between posters of my Monkey Misadventures and the damn DVD that will not go away of Logan sinking me in the lake, I think the staff lounge has ENOUGH entertainment.