J.H. Forge

Why, did you get an STD from Marius too? (S for SKIN, you fiends.)

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Nooooo comment...

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Just saying, seems to be going around.

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Hey, you got diseased, I got permanent scarring. Mon trésor is a special boy.

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x-wildchild.livejournal.com

Hey, if we're being like, pedantic and crap, I gave you the scars from pulling his crazy butt off you.

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Yes Kyle, you are special too. And I have a reminder which I will carry for the rest of my life.

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x-wildchild.livejournal.com

I'm just sayin, if we're blaming guys, blame the right ones. I know if I was Marius, I wouldn't want to be blamed for scars I didn't cause.

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You know, this is an argument I didn't think I would ever be having.

"I gave you those scars!"

"No, I did."

A girl likes to feel like guys are fighting over her, but this is slightly ridiculous.

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x-emplate.livejournal.com

And what alternative, pray tell, did I have? You refused a ring.

Silence. You saw those test results as well as I.

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Oh hush, you have brain damage. And yet, my love for you is not diminished in the slightest. Which is fortunate since I am running out of heavy objects to drop on you anyway.

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If you need more heavy object, just give the word. I am always willing to assist with a worthy cause.

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Ever played that kids' game Operation? Well, way back in the Spring Break of Utter Pain, Marius apparently decided to make more than just cosmetic adjustments when returning me to normal and fix some old injuries.

I'd be a lot more grateful if he'd known what the heck he was doing. Not to say that I'm not grateful, it's just an amusingly fortunate accident.

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I wasn't here for all that, I'm afraid. Kidnapped by my fugitive uncle and all.

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Short version: deformed psycho flesh-manipulator turned a lot of people into twisted montrosities, nailing me and Kyle and Jay and Doug and Ms. Munroe in the process. X-Men did their stuff, brought the guy back, Marius used his powers to be a hero and set stuff right, and the badguy went to prison.

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Aye, I read the file. I just wasn't here at the time.

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See? People miss all the cool stuff when they get abducted to Europe.

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Do we ever have a season where NOTHING insane happens? I'm thinking winter. Winter was reasonably sane last year.

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Ireland. We never left the country. Nevertheless, I'm sure it was a smashing good time and I'm sorry to have missed it.

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I think he's being passive agressive again

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Aye, I'm sure that he'd like to have his pain acknowledged as worse than my own but I'm not sure that I agree.

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Oh, far from it. I can't imagine how the last few days have totally sucked for you. You and Bobby both.

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It could have been worse. No one was permanently hurt.

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True. I think both you and the husband have filled the required medical visit quota for the rest of the year.

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Aye, clean bills of healthy for the both of us.

Which means that if I don't make it home after tomorrow, it was his mother poisoning me so that her son will be rid of me.

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x-emplate.livejournal.com

I knew exactly what I was doing. Or rather, a former supermodel was working to ensure none of those I exercised my charity upon ended up with any more limbs than that which they were meant to have. Perhaps the borrowed powers did not come with an instruction manual, as our lovely RA's acquisitions do, but I did manage to cheat the lack with the psychic equivalent of an internet walkthrough. My manipulations were in no way unsafe. Merely creepy.

A few special cases did require some consultation with the keen medical minds of the appropriate staff, but apparently Masque's powers are naturally inclined towards repair. It is unfortunate the natural bearer of these powers is nothing short of an unbearable twat. (Who I possibly continue to carry some small grudge against after the caving in of my face. Does it show?)

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