x_maker: (Wrenches)
John Henry Forge ([personal profile] x_maker) wrote2006-05-22 10:11 pm

Note to self.

Note 1: Chocolate chip waffles with chocolate syrup = good.

Note 2: Chocolate chip waffles with 10W30 motor oil = not good.

Note 3: Chocolate syrup and 10W30 motor oil look a LOT alike in amber light.

Conclusion: Should not try and eat while working under car.

[identity profile] x-wildchild.livejournal.com 2006-05-22 08:18 pm (UTC)(link)
.... Oh god. Totally just fell off my chair laughing.

[identity profile] x-roulette.livejournal.com 2006-05-22 08:21 pm (UTC)(link)
We may have to revoke the genius hat for that one.

[identity profile] x-wildchild.livejournal.com 2006-05-22 08:29 pm (UTC)(link)
I'd help but ... yeah, still cracking the hell up.

[identity profile] x-forge.livejournal.com 2006-05-22 08:31 pm (UTC)(link)
Shut up and bring me the two canisters under my bed, will you? The ones marked NO2.

[identity profile] x-roulette.livejournal.com 2006-05-22 08:32 pm (UTC)(link)
Nitrus? Just what the hell are you doing to that car?

[identity profile] x-forge.livejournal.com 2006-05-22 08:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Did the bishops ever ask Michaelangelo "What in the hell are you doing to that chapel?" There is a fine line between mere mechanics and sublime artistry, and I am leaving it far behind, my dear.

[identity profile] x-emplate.livejournal.com 2006-05-22 08:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Along with your few remaining bits . . .

[identity profile] x-roulette.livejournal.com 2006-05-22 08:40 pm (UTC)(link)
And as I seem to recall, the pope ended up with a chapel full of naked people.

This car is not going to be covered in naked people, is it? (is that even legal?)

[identity profile] x-forge.livejournal.com 2006-05-22 08:41 pm (UTC)(link)
That would leave butt-prints on the inevitable awesome paint job.

[identity profile] x-roulette.livejournal.com 2006-05-22 08:44 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm having visions of Pimp My Ride here.

[identity profile] x-siryn.livejournal.com 2006-05-22 10:07 pm (UTC)(link)
I think they did. That's how the one ended up painted into Hell as a demon.

[identity profile] x-wildchild.livejournal.com 2006-05-22 08:37 pm (UTC)(link)
You making waffles with that too?

[identity profile] x-rahne.livejournal.com 2006-05-22 08:26 pm (UTC)(link)
That sounds like a good conclusion.

[identity profile] x-emplate.livejournal.com 2006-05-22 08:35 pm (UTC)(link)
. . .

I accept no further comments from you about my diet.

[identity profile] x-polarisstar.livejournal.com 2006-05-22 10:07 pm (UTC)(link)
Everytime I think I'm safe leaving you to feed yourself...