Note to self.

[x_maker]

Note 1: Chocolate chip waffles with chocolate syrup = good.

Note 2: Chocolate chip waffles with 10W30 motor oil = not good.

Note 3: Chocolate syrup and 10W30 motor oil look a LOT alike in amber light.

Conclusion: Should not try and eat while working under car.

Comments

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

.... Oh god. Totally just fell off my chair laughing.

[x-roulette.livejournal.com]

We may have to revoke the genius hat for that one.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

I'd help but ... yeah, still cracking the hell up.

[x-forge.livejournal.com]

Shut up and bring me the two canisters under my bed, will you? The ones marked NO₂.

[x-roulette.livejournal.com]

Nitrus? Just what the hell are you doing to that car?

[x-forge.livejournal.com]

Did the bishops ever ask Michaelangelo "What in the hell are you doing to that chapel?" There is a fine line between mere mechanics and sublime artistry, and I am leaving it far behind, my dear.

[x-emplate.livejournal.com]

Along with your few remaining bits . . .

[x-roulette.livejournal.com]

And as I seem to recall, the pope ended up with a chapel full of naked people.

This car is not going to be covered in naked people, is it? (is that even legal?)

[x-forge.livejournal.com]

That would leave butt-prints on the inevitable awesome paint job.

[x-roulette.livejournal.com]

I'm having visions of Pimp My Ride here.

[x-siryn.livejournal.com]

I think they did. That's how the one ended up painted into Hell as a demon.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

You making waffles with that too?

[x-rahne.livejournal.com]

That sounds like a good conclusion.

[x-emplate.livejournal.com]

. . .

I accept no further comments from you about my diet.

[x-polarisstar.livejournal.com]

Everytime I think I'm safe leaving you to feed yourself...