Because we're going to do this the scientific way.

[x_maker]

Okay, ladies! It's time to help out Forge the Dateless Wonder. I need to know which of you fine young females:

a) do not have a "built-in date", as Lorna refers to it (I think this means a boyfriend. I'm not up on the lingo.)

b) have not been on a date with my roommates, specifically the smarmy Aussie one.

c) have not been on a date with Manuel at any point in the past... ever.

I need data here, people!

Comments

[x-roulette.livejournal.com]

Oh Forgie, you say the sweetest things. You really know how to sweep a girl off her feet.

Dude, seriously, if you need a date alls you gotta do is ask.

[x-forge.livejournal.com]

See, YOU get it! That's what I'm trying to narrow down here! All I have to do is FIND someone.

...

Wait a minute, am I missing something subtle here?

[x-roulette.livejournal.com]

Like a sack of bricks there buddy.

[x-forge.livejournal.com]

I am completely baffled as to what you could possibly-

Oh.

Aha.

[x-roulette.livejournal.com]

a dim bulb brightens

[x-emplate.livejournal.com]

Ah, Jennie. Yours is truly a selfless life.

Forge, mate? If you act the twit with her, I'm pinching the leg again. And this time I think people will understand.

[x-mirage.livejournal.com]

he should go stag for his comments.