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Okay, ladies! It's time to help out Forge the Dateless Wonder. I need to know which of you fine young females:

a) do not have a "built-in date", as Lorna refers to it (I think this means a boyfriend. I'm not up on the lingo.)

b) have not been on a date with my roommates, specifically the smarmy Aussie one.

c) have not been on a date with Manuel at any point in the past... ever.

I need data here, people!

Date: 2006-04-27 07:20 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-scarletwitch.livejournal.com
I second that.

...

Date: 2006-04-27 06:23 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-emplate.livejournal.com

. . . Well.

Congratulations, mate. I'm sure you and Leyu will have a brilliant time at prom. If she'll still have you, that is.

Date: 2006-04-27 06:25 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-siryn.livejournal.com
You mean if Shiro lets her within twenty feet of him.

I'm just a little boggled that I actually am disqualified on every level.

Date: 2006-04-27 06:29 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-siryn.livejournal.com
What can I say, I've made some truly awful decisions in the past. Also, I have a boyfriend.

Date: 2006-04-27 06:29 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-forge.livejournal.com
Well, we can't all be perfect.

Date: 2006-04-27 06:31 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-siryn.livejournal.com
Says the boy who just buggered any shot he had at getting a date to prom.

Date: 2006-04-27 06:36 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-emplate.livejournal.com
Terry: No worries, we don't hold it against you. Those of us with a functioning brain, that is.

Forge: Damn, mate. Just . . . damn.

Date: 2006-04-27 06:40 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-forge.livejournal.com
What, she's got a boyfriend! There are lines I do not cross, my friend.

Date: 2006-04-27 06:44 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-emplate.livejournal.com
If I were a man in your (rapidly descending) position, perhaps I wouldn't be quite so fussy.

Date: 2006-04-27 10:39 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-sanfuaiyaa.livejournal.com
Are you kidding? If I let her read this, then I wouldn't have to do anything.

Actually, I'd probably have to hold her back from gnawing on him.

Date: 2006-04-27 06:34 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-mirage.livejournal.com

Hakotah? Móéšêto'sêhestsevévêšêhéhe.

Date: 2006-04-27 06:40 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-mirage.livejournal.com

you are shooting yourself in the foot.

Date: 2006-04-27 08:03 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-mirage.livejournal.com

he deserves no less.

Date: 2006-04-27 06:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-roulette.livejournal.com
Oh Forgie, you say the sweetest things. You really know how to sweep a girl off her feet.

Dude, seriously, if you need a date alls you gotta do is ask.

Date: 2006-04-27 06:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-forge.livejournal.com
See, YOU get it! That's what I'm trying to narrow down here! All I have to do is FIND someone.

...

Wait a minute, am I missing something subtle here?

Date: 2006-04-27 06:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-roulette.livejournal.com
Like a sack of bricks there buddy.

Date: 2006-04-27 06:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-forge.livejournal.com
I am completely baffled as to what you could possibly-

Oh.

Aha.

Date: 2006-04-27 07:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-roulette.livejournal.com
a dim bulb brightens

Date: 2006-04-27 07:07 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-emplate.livejournal.com
Ah, Jennie. Yours is truly a selfless life.

Forge, mate? If you act the twit with her, I'm pinching the leg again. And this time I think people will understand.

Date: 2006-04-27 06:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-mirage.livejournal.com

he should go stag for his comments.

Date: 2006-04-27 08:46 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-foliate.livejournal.com
I admit nothing about this making sense (or not). Nothing.

Just wait till I get home, mister

Date: 2006-04-28 05:18 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-jubilee.livejournal.com
Jeeze, Forge. I go away to New York for awhile and you completely go downhill with the social abilities. Don't make me bring you the horrid 'Dealing with the public' trainee movies they've been showing us lately.

Date: 2006-04-28 06:43 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-cypher.livejournal.com
Wow. Such a smooth talker. It's a wonder you didn't get suffocated as a small child.

I'll have to confer with Paige and Kitty, but I think you have totally forfeited any genius designation, at least temporarily.

Dude, women are not data points. I'm just sayin'.
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