Because we're going to do this the scientific way.

[x_maker]

Okay, ladies! It's time to help out Forge the Dateless Wonder. I need to know which of you fine young females:

a) do not have a "built-in date", as Lorna refers to it (I think this means a boyfriend. I'm not up on the lingo.)

b) have not been on a date with my roommates, specifically the smarmy Aussie one.

c) have not been on a date with Manuel at any point in the past... ever.

I need data here, people!

Comments

[x-polarisstar.livejournal.com]

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[x-emplate.livejournal.com]

. . . Well.

Congratulations, mate. I'm sure you and Leyu will have a brilliant time at prom. If she'll still have you, that is.

[x-mirage.livejournal.com]

Hakotah? Móéšêto'sêhestsevévêšêhéhe.

[x-roulette.livejournal.com]

Oh Forgie, you say the sweetest things. You really know how to sweep a girl off her feet.

Dude, seriously, if you need a date alls you gotta do is ask.

[x-foliate.livejournal.com]

I admit nothing about this making sense (or not). Nothing.

Just wait till I get home, mister

[x-jubilee.livejournal.com]

Jeeze, Forge. I go away to New York for awhile and you completely go downhill with the social abilities. Don't make me bring you the horrid 'Dealing with the public' trainee movies they've been showing us lately.

[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

Wow. Such a smooth talker. It's a wonder you didn't get suffocated as a small child.

I'll have to confer with Paige and Kitty, but I think you have totally forfeited any genius designation, at least temporarily.

Dude, women are not data points. I'm just sayin'.