This is where I need to buy my own research facility.

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See, if I could get four hours with Stanford's linear particle accelerator, this hypothesis would be so proven and I'd be able to put a little plaque saying "Discovered cold fusion AND fission in the same day".

Of course, I can't replicate it, but hey, you can't always get what you want.

EDIT: Oh my god I am a genius! Mr. Summers! Can I get an hour or so to cash in that favor you owe me for the eye thing?

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STOP TRYING TO GIVE ME CANCER.

We've already figured out it's next to impossible.

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I assure you that the white t-shirts are the only defense.

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That might hold up better in court had this exact situation not already occured.

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And it was awesome.

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That's it, I'm calling in my brothers.

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Cheater! No fair calling in your nineteen siblings as backup!

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Well, I would do it, but you're a teenaged boy and I think that means a defeating of purpose.

If it makes you feel any better, I will not be assisting.

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Is this the part where I attempt to save my skin with offers of after-breakfast tea at that bookstore in town?

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Books?

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And that tea I can never pronounce correctly and those little cookies.

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Tea? Cookies?

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Grab me after your run in the morning, I'll be in the lab most likely. We'll shower and head out.