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John Henry Forge ([personal profile] x_maker) wrote2004-11-12 07:18 am
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Bed-sharing

Okay, I don't mind my roommates listening to my stereo from time to time, or occasionally sharing stuff I bring up from the kitchen. That doesn't mean you send your purple feline girlfriend over my way while I'm asleep, Kyle. Do you have any idea how hard it is to get cat hair - PURPLE cat hair! - out of complex parts?

Not to mention that she clawed the crap out of me when my alarm clock went off. I appreciate the gesture, man, but really - you can keep her.
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[identity profile] x-wildchild.livejournal.com 2004-11-12 06:09 pm (UTC)(link)
That makes her your girlfriend, and your problem now, jackass.

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[identity profile] x-forge.livejournal.com 2004-11-12 06:12 pm (UTC)(link)
No, no. I would never come between you and your soulmate. Yours is a love that cannot be denied, despite how hard you try. It's destiny, pal. Just ask anyone.

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[identity profile] x-wildchild.livejournal.com 2004-11-12 06:14 pm (UTC)(link)
If you go talking about that weird fate shit, I'm going to bite you on the ankle. The real ankle, not the metal one!

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[identity profile] x-forge.livejournal.com 2004-11-12 06:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Please. Do I *look* like the creepy fortune teller or the new age witchy-girl? All I'm saying is that you've got that animal magnetism. Whereas I'm only partly magnetic.
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