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Okay, I don't mind my roommates listening to my stereo from time to time, or occasionally sharing stuff I bring up from the kitchen. That doesn't mean you send your purple feline girlfriend over my way while I'm asleep, Kyle. Do you have any idea how hard it is to get cat hair - PURPLE cat hair! - out of complex parts?

Not to mention that she clawed the crap out of me when my alarm clock went off. I appreciate the gesture, man, but really - you can keep her.
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Re: Mrr!

Date: 2004-11-12 04:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-catseye.livejournal.com
...shiny!

:) :) :) :)

Date: 2004-11-12 05:33 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-icarus.livejournal.com
All I have to say is that she better not come into my room. Last thing I need is her mistaking me and my wings for cat food.

...

Date: 2004-11-12 05:43 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-wildchild.livejournal.com
Dude, you know you molt, right?

Re: ...

Date: 2004-11-12 05:46 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-icarus.livejournal.com
I do not.

Re: ...

Date: 2004-11-12 05:47 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-wildchild.livejournal.com
Then what the heck are those feathers doing on the floor in the common room?

Re: ...

Date: 2004-11-12 05:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-forge.livejournal.com
That's all we need. Bird dander.

Date: 2004-11-12 05:49 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-blink.livejournal.com
I swear, I had NOTHING to do with this! but if you like...

Re: ...

Date: 2004-11-12 05:49 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-icarus.livejournal.com
Hell if I know. Maybe your girlfriend came into my room when I was asleep and decided she liked them so she plucked some off.

Re: ...

Date: 2004-11-12 05:52 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-wildchild.livejournal.com
Dude! She's NOT my girlfriend!

Re: ...

Date: 2004-11-12 05:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-icarus.livejournal.com
I haven't seen her deny it herself.

Re: ...

Date: 2004-11-12 05:55 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-wildchild.livejournal.com
Her invading my bed doesn't make her my girlfriend!

Re: ...

Date: 2004-11-12 05:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-icarus.livejournal.com
No, it just makes her a "sleeping buddy."

Re: ...

Date: 2004-11-12 05:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-forge.livejournal.com
Big Bird has a point. *She's* not exactly denying the allegations here.

Re: ...

Date: 2004-11-12 05:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-wildchild.livejournal.com
What-ever-, Jay. She was a -cat- when she was in the bed.

Re: ...

Date: 2004-11-12 06:00 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-wildchild.livejournal.com
Maybe she's off eating whatshername's mice or something! I dunno. She's been here all of a -day-, I'm not gonig to date someone I met the hour before!!! Jesus, what kind of person do you think I AM?

Re: ...

Date: 2004-11-12 06:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-icarus.livejournal.com
And you're half cat or dog or whatever. I don't see a problem.

Re: ...

Date: 2004-11-12 06:05 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-wildchild.livejournal.com
Avatistic. Feral. Mutation.

I am not half dog.

Re: ...

Date: 2004-11-12 06:06 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-forge.livejournal.com
Someone who would break the heart of a poor young innocent feline mutant to send her rushing from your bed into the arms of another?

Re: ...

Date: 2004-11-12 06:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-wildchild.livejournal.com
That makes her your girlfriend, and your problem now, jackass.

Re: ...

Date: 2004-11-12 06:12 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-forge.livejournal.com
No, no. I would never come between you and your soulmate. Yours is a love that cannot be denied, despite how hard you try. It's destiny, pal. Just ask anyone.

Re: ...

Date: 2004-11-12 06:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-wildchild.livejournal.com
If you go talking about that weird fate shit, I'm going to bite you on the ankle. The real ankle, not the metal one!

Re: ...

Date: 2004-11-12 06:28 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-forge.livejournal.com
Please. Do I *look* like the creepy fortune teller or the new age witchy-girl? All I'm saying is that you've got that animal magnetism. Whereas I'm only partly magnetic.

Re: ...

Date: 2004-11-12 06:28 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-forge.livejournal.com
For shame!

At least two-thirds.

Re: ...

Date: 2004-11-12 06:29 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-icarus.livejournal.com
Our suite will be a pigsty between Kyle's hairs, your oil and grease stains, and my supposed molting feathers.

Re: ...

Date: 2004-11-12 06:33 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-forge.livejournal.com
I don't leave oil stains, thank you very much. Polymerized graphite and Teflon, if you absolutely must know. And it doesn't leak any more than you leave sweat stains everywhere.

And I don't think Kyle sheds. He does chew his toenails, though, and they're everywhere.
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