Things I have learned

[x_maker]

1: Do not attempt to get into a belching contest with Mr. Marko. He will win. This is as assured as the sun rising tomorrow. The man has a disturbing and thoroughly impressive talent.

1a: Do not eat his salsa, either. I believe he puts some form of acid in there. I may have seen a tortilla chip burst into flames upon dipping, although that may just have been Jubilee's fault.

2: When watching "Braveheart", do not joke to Terry that "the Scots and the Irish are basically the same, right?". She punches hard.

3: Staying up until 1am watching movies with classmates? Priceless. There are some things money can't buy. For everything else, there's Xavier's.

Comments

[x-forge.livejournal.com]

I grew up on chipotle preserves on bagels - I know from good and spicy. That stuff, man, that stuff was not of this earth. Whatever's in that, it needs a biohazard warning.

[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

I know. That's what makes it so good. :)

[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

If you keep describing it that way, Doug will just continue to be encouraged to have more, you realize.

[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

Too late. :)

[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

Oh dear. I know you like your spicy food, but I think that salsa is actually alive.