I have been lied to.

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So these two girls show up and say they'd like to "clean my floor"...

And then they pull out antibacterial kits and a pack of sanitary wipes and start mopping up the half-dried blood my roommates left behind.

I have apparently been watching the wrong movies.

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ooh! City! yes!!!!

sorry I didn't fulfill all your wild girl on girl on guy on sheep fantasies Forge, but I think Amanda and my boyfriends might get upset. not to mention the sheep owner.

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your boyfriend would, definitely. Mine would probably ask for a front row seat. *wry grin*

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I already deal with feathers and two separate kinds of fur in the suite. Sheep would just make this the perfect menagerie.

And I would not dream of getting on Shiro's bad side. No ma'am.

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but you'd risk my bad side?

hint: it involves glitter.

although really, that's my good side too.