I have been lied to.

[x_maker]

So these two girls show up and say they'd like to "clean my floor"...

And then they pull out antibacterial kits and a pack of sanitary wipes and start mopping up the half-dried blood my roommates left behind.

I have apparently been watching the wrong movies.

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[xp_daytripper]

*grins* Apparently I'm devious that way. And yeah, drivers would be good - I really ought to see to sorting that out. Just need to figure out which papers are the most realistic best to use.