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In case I break my own neck running around these halls, let this be a record that Mister Summers is a madman! And apparently a crack shot with that hydrocannon masquerading as a super soaker. Hello! Man who's got a built-in laser shouldn't be allowed to play with super soakers! Unfair!

Manuel! Duck!

Well, don't just stand there, you Spanish peacock, fire back! Here!

Never give up! Never surrender!

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[x-empath.livejournal.com]

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I was too busy freezing my balls off from whatever liquid nitrogen that water was cooled with.

I am not having a very good last twelve hours or so.

[x-forge.livejournal.com]

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Your girlfriend's on a plane, it's not like you're using them anyway!

Shoot HIM! Not ME! Treasonous bastard!

[x-cyclops.livejournal.com]

It's all in the geometry.

And why, yes, I am pausing to reload... why do you ask?

[x-catseye.livejournal.com]

CAT DEATH FROM UNDER THE DESK!

[x-forge.livejournal.com]

Now that I have my KEYBOARD back...

You win, sir. I do not believe that either my skin nor my clothes can absorb any more water. I am SpongeForge Squarepants.

And how did Catseye stay dry through all of this? Hold on, will remedy that...

[x-cyclops.livejournal.com]

Of course I win. I was undergoing intensive training in waterfight tactics while you were... well, a lot younger than you are now!

My only real strategic blunder was drenching Ororo the one time. Have you ever been followed around by your own personal rain cloud for a week?

[x-storm.livejournal.com]

It was an exercise in power control. I pulled it off nicely, too, don't you think? ;)

[x-cyclops.livejournal.com]

Yes, you got me. We could take lessons in ambush tactics from you, I think.

[x-catseye.livejournal.com]

Cats are the best at ambushes! :D