You wouldn't think...

[x_maker]

...that truck could get from eastern Ohio to here in under six hours. But we're in, we're not dead, and there wasn't even a single speeding ticket acquired on the drive.

Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go poison my roommate's food now.

Comments

[x-foliate.livejournal.com]

Heyhey, now. No Kyle deaths, please. My brother on the other hand is fair game.

[x-forge.livejournal.com]

I have determined that your second mutant power is the complete buzzkill. Besides, I like Jay. He even shares his sandwiches. Speaking of which, I should see if he has any in the fridge...

[x-icarus.livejournal.com]

I don't think poison would affect me anyway. At least that's what the doctors here tell me.

And go knock yourself out with the sandwiches. I'm not hungry.

[x-forge.livejournal.com]

You rock. And speaking of rock, or the lack thereof, you should probably talk to Dani sometime about music. I think you two would have a lot of interests in common there. She likes the kind of stuff I've heard you play.

[x-icarus.livejournal.com]

Maybe later. I have musician's block right now.

[x-foliate.livejournal.com]

No, my second mutant power is making light of the situation in times of need, generally through supreme adorability.

Don't make me go adorable on your bum, mister. I so will. Bunnies could be involved! But probably not.

[x-crowdofone.livejournal.com]

Now, Paige, he didn't say "lethally."

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

HEY!!!!!!!!!!!

[x-crowdofone.livejournal.com]

Well, he didn't, you gotta give me that one. :)

[x-forge.livejournal.com]

As far as he knows, anyway.

[x-crowdofone.livejournal.com]

You didn't say lethally in the post. Whatever you're muttering to yourself behind closed doors, well, that's your business. :)

[x-foliate.livejournal.com]

Well, in that case.

[x-mirage.livejournal.com]

"not dead" he says! he wouldn't stop for food! and I had to almost beat him to death to stop to pee! he's TERRIBLE!!

I'm going to sleep. and eat. I can't decide which.

and please kill him for me :)

[x-forge.livejournal.com]

Don't forget to pee. Then sleep.

[x-mirage.livejournal.com]

yes, dad. whatever you say.

...that's a good idea though. damn you.