Biological weapons testing?

[x_maker]

There is not enough Red Bull in the world to wash out the taste of those... whatever they were. Purple toroidal cakes of death. I feel vaguely unclean. When I discover who left those out with the "Help Yourself" sign? Oh, yes. There will be retribution.

Comments

[x-forge.livejournal.com]

I think someone might object.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Well, I'm not eating any more ass flavored purple ube donuts!

[x-forge.livejournal.com]

...why do you know what they're flavored with?

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

It was that or mutant beets and beets don't taste like that.

[x-forge.livejournal.com]

Revenge is mine.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Innocent until proven guilty!

[x-forge.livejournal.com]

Keep telling yourself that.