x_maker: (Worried)
John Henry Forge ([personal profile] x_maker) wrote2008-07-25 05:01 pm

Biological weapons testing?

There is not enough Red Bull in the world to wash out the taste of those... whatever they were. Purple toroidal cakes of death. I feel vaguely unclean. When I discover who left those out with the "Help Yourself" sign? Oh, yes. There will be retribution.

[identity profile] x-wildchild.livejournal.com 2008-07-26 12:25 am (UTC)(link)
I like that rule. I think I might adopt it.

[identity profile] x-forge.livejournal.com 2008-07-26 12:27 am (UTC)(link)
I think someone might object.

[identity profile] x-wildchild.livejournal.com 2008-07-26 12:28 am (UTC)(link)
Well, I'm not eating any more ass flavored purple ube donuts!

[identity profile] x-forge.livejournal.com 2008-07-26 01:20 am (UTC)(link)
...why do you know what they're flavored with?

[identity profile] x-wildchild.livejournal.com 2008-07-26 01:22 am (UTC)(link)
It was that or mutant beets and beets don't taste like that.

[identity profile] x-wildchild.livejournal.com 2008-07-26 01:32 am (UTC)(link)
Innocent until proven guilty!

[identity profile] x-forge.livejournal.com 2008-07-26 01:37 am (UTC)(link)
Keep telling yourself that.