This is where I need to buy my own research facility.

See, if I could get four hours with Stanford's linear particle accelerator, this hypothesis would be so proven and I'd be able to put a little plaque saying "Discovered cold fusion AND fission in the same day".

Of course, I can't replicate it, but hey, you can't always get what you want.

EDIT: Oh my god I am a genius! Mr. Summers! Can I get an hour or so to cash in that favor you owe me for the eye thing?