Cold is not supposed to be this much fun.

Okay, so I chickened out on the big giant luge run - turning myself into a mutant torpedo isn't my idea of a sane afternoon. I'll leave that to Mr. Guthrie the Elder and Mr. al-Rashid. However, sledding is much safer and just as fun. Even if certain purple-haired friends decide to do an experiment in shifting mass while taking the sled around a turn. I swear, when I saw that big clump of snow with just a purple tail sticking out of it, I about died laughing.

When's it supposed to be warm again? Can we put that off for a while?