Bed-sharing

Okay, I don't mind my roommates listening to my stereo from time to time, or occasionally sharing stuff I bring up from the kitchen. That doesn't mean you send your purple feline girlfriend over my way while I'm asleep, Kyle. Do you have any idea how hard it is to get cat hair - PURPLE cat hair! - out of complex parts?

Not to mention that she clawed the crap out of me when my alarm clock went off. I appreciate the gesture, man, but really - you can keep her.