This is where I need to buy my own research facility.

[x_maker]

See, if I could get four hours with Stanford's linear particle accelerator, this hypothesis would be so proven and I'd be able to put a little plaque saying "Discovered cold fusion AND fission in the same day".

Of course, I can't replicate it, but hey, you can't always get what you want.

EDIT: Oh my god I am a genius! Mr. Summers! Can I get an hour or so to cash in that favor you owe me for the eye thing?

Comments

[x-foliate.livejournal.com]

I think this is the only time you'll ever hear me say this, so cherish it.

You'd better be talking about the fact that I tend to only wear a t-shirt and underwear to bed (and then forget I'm not wearing pants), mister...

[x-emplate.livejournal.com]

Take it as a certainty that I am talking about whichever answer will not result in having me beaten about the head and shoulders. Although this happens often, to the point I'm beginning to develop an immunity. Instinctive reactive adaptivity and that.

[x-roulette.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I'm experimenting with different techniques. He's suceptible to a hard poke in the side. Makes him go down like a sack of potatoes.

[x-emplate.livejournal.com]

I thought we agreed you would not discuss my delicate ribs as long as I did nothing to draw attention to your inexplicably sensitive earlobes.

Oh, wait.