Saline and cat hair do not mix

[x_maker]

Catseye! The cup full of clear liquid on my desk is NOT water for you to drink! It's pH-balanced saline solution that needs to be kept in a state of static electrolysis for my contacts. If you insist on drinking from it while the little wires are there, not only will it give you one hell of a shock, but you'll also ruin the solution and I'll have to run the salinization cycle all over again.

And if you could return my #8 Torx driver, I'd really appreciate it. Yes, I know it's shiny, but I *need* it for my work, okay?

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[x-sanfuaiyaa.livejournal.com]

a couple of the old crap Sega machines

Retract that statement. The Sega Saturn is not crap. Do you have any idea of the quality of its RPGs? Not to mention Saturn Bomberman. Set up a couple of multitaps and you have a game that will entertain you and seven others for hours.

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[x-crowdofone.livejournal.com]

He didn't say the Saturn. We have an original Sega machine sitting next to the Colecovision, which is not a kind of cloth, Doug, incidentally. :)

I'm just waiting for the day Doc McCoy brings out a Pong machine and hooks it up to the surround sound.

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[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

Yeah, yeah. You try spelling when you're text messaging comments from class.

Don't give Doc McCoy -any- ideas, Jamie.

Dude. You know what would be cool? If we could rig orignal Mario Bros to like, one of those DDR pads.

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[x-sanfuaiyaa.livejournal.com]

We have a Sega Master System? I'm impressed. Did Professor Xavier have to buy that on E-Bay?