Ah, my crazy parents

[x_maker]

"Hi, son! We're going to your uncle's ranch for Christmas this year, except he's turned his spare room into an herb garden, and his motor home's not really big enough for more than us two, so if your friends have plans for Christmas holidays, we're okay with them!"

Well. Not like I *like* going to Crazy Uncle Naze's for the holidays, but man, I hate it when my parents actually beat me to the punch when it comes to avoiding family gatherings. So I suppose my stuff's going under the tree here this year. Whee.

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[x-emplate.livejournal.com]

Apparantly according to them, God doesn't want you celebrating anything... because.. I dunno, being happy is a sin or something.

Isn't that essentially the basis of the whole of Puritan presence in North America? I applaud your parents for their sense of national consistency, which incidentally serves as an excellent example of Why Americans Are Insane.

But as for your grandmother, nice one! I respect anyone who sticks it to the man. You know. Even if that man is your mother.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

I dunno. Apparantly its the basis of being a JW. No birthdays, no Christmas, no presents, its retarded.

And yeah, my gramma rocks. She's totally awesome. My grampa too, but in a more grampa way, and less in the sending me cookies way.