"Where two are three are gathered, yea, there shall be a sale in the vicinity?"
I believe Lorna has her beat, though. Either she's got an extradimensional space in her closet somewhere, or she's got access to another dimension because I have seen her carrying more shoes than could POSSIBLY fit in one room.
I've been trying to figure out where Lorna stockpiles her shoes ever since I got here. I have this theory that she runs a black-market footwear clearinghouse over the Internet, so none of them actually stay here very long.
See, and now that you've pointed it out, she'll have to go shopping again. Because there are starving children in Tadboggistan who need the kickback from her latest eight pairs of pumps to buy food! She's not shopping, she's providing humanitarian aid!
I don't have that many shoes. Only...let's see, there are the seven pairs of black heels and about eight in other colors, six knee high boots, three ankle boots, a bunch of sandals, some flip-flops, the couple pairs of running shoes, and a scattering of other occasional shoes.
Oh, and the kitchen shoes.
Okay, so maybe I could stand to get rid of a couple of pairs. But it's not like I have a closet devoted to them or anything.
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I believe Lorna has her beat, though. Either she's got an extradimensional space in her closet somewhere, or she's got access to another dimension because I have seen her carrying more shoes than could POSSIBLY fit in one room.
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Oh, and the kitchen shoes.
Okay, so maybe I could stand to get rid of a couple of pairs. But it's not like I have a closet devoted to them or anything.