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Let the record go to show that an early-warning RFID transmitter system only works if the target actually WEARS it.

An attempt at such has met with failure, yes. And it should also be noted that a flying 140-something pound girl hits a lot harder than a 12-pound cat.

do I WANT to know?

Well, that'd be the physics talking, that would.

. . . Wait, you put the bug in her collar? The one that turns into clothes when she changes to human? So she tackled you when she was human and naked?

Well, I bet that helped the situation loads. Damn, I wish I had pictures.

I think I'm going to go blow up a tree now or something.

Oh, very funny, Forge. But would that reference imply that you're attracted to and interested in Catseye?

What? Huh? No!

Is ShinyBitsBoy saying Catseye is not pretty?

Why do I suddenly have the feeling I have been elaborately set up here? I believe it is safe to say that you are the prettiest cat in the school, Catseye.

ShinyBitsBoy knows that wasn't what the question was about.

So Catseye is ugly as a human. Catseye knew it.

Whoa, no - not at all. Trust me, I know ugly. You're not ugly.

Kyle? Jay? Help here?

ShinyBitsBoy sidestepped the issue! Catseye knows what that means!!!

Catseye, if I thought you were ugly as a girl, I wouldn't try to get you to change into one so often, okay?

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Catseye will have to think that one over. But maybe this gets ShinyBitsBoy out of the dog house.

(That is the right way to say it, yes?)

Also, Catseye is maybe sorry about the sock, then. Maybe. A little bit.

No way, man. You're on this on your own. You can't pay me enough to get involved in a squabble like this.

Gah! Of course YOU'RE not going to be of any help here!

If I say Catseye is pretty, which she is, that's not going to help you much.

...BirdBoy does not think Catseye is pretty either?

Of course I do. That doesn't mean I'm going to get Forge out of this. It's funny to watch.

Sorry man, she already knows I think she's hot. Cat nose and all that.

Theoretically, she could have tackled him while she was human and wearing something else.

But knowing Catseye, that would be a very bad theory.

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