x_maker: (Rather animated)
John Henry Forge ([personal profile] x_maker) wrote2005-01-26 08:51 am

Since it's already claimed one "victim"

Apparently Overfiend One has a subroutine designed to prevent, shall we say, interlopers of the feline persuasion from absconding with the fish it collects. As in, a rather comical compressed-air cannon system that I just witnessed sending a purple furball across the room. Apparently Dr. Wallace had nosy cats, too.

Dr. McCoy, are you sure I can't disassemble it even a little? I've got the documentation that Dr. Wallace provided and -

Wait. Noticed something. More on that later. If this is what I think it is, I won't have to disassemble anything at all...

[identity profile] x-kitten.livejournal.com 2005-01-26 02:46 pm (UTC)(link)
But we could keep a terrerium of them, and they'd stay in their little glass box until we took them out to torment play with.

[identity profile] x-beast.livejournal.com 2005-01-26 02:49 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, that's how it *starts*, but they never stay in there. You haven't been watching enough science fiction, young lady. I invite you to think about what would happen if they started working their way through the house, consuming available metals in order to replicate themselves.

Most of the plumbing, for example?

[identity profile] x-kitten.livejournal.com 2005-01-26 02:54 pm (UTC)(link)
Um... well...

At least we'd be safe then from any rampages Lorna decides to go on?

No, probably not. She'd probably just throw the nannites at us.

[identity profile] x-crowdofone.livejournal.com 2005-01-26 02:57 pm (UTC)(link)
And speaking of rampages, imagine what metal-eating nanites would do to her kitchen. :)

[identity profile] x-kitten.livejournal.com 2005-01-26 02:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Dear God, no, never mind. She'd kill us.

[identity profile] x-dazzler.livejournal.com 2005-01-26 03:07 pm (UTC)(link)
If you were lucky.

*g*

[identity profile] x-beast.livejournal.com 2005-01-26 03:08 pm (UTC)(link)
If you build nanites, and they get into Lorna's kitchen and eat up her utensils, I am not going to protect you, I warn you now.

[identity profile] x-kitten.livejournal.com 2005-01-26 06:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Noted, sir. I do, thankfully, have some self preservation instincts.