If anyone's going outside today...

[x_maker]

There appears to be someone in badly-coordinated camouflage with a familiar-looking trebuchet making their way through the woodline and lobbing what seems to be a banana-pudding type of material at people.

I am going to go change now and ponder retribution.

Comments

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Why the hell is it always banana pudding? I mean, seriously.

Forge, what's the range on that thing?

[x-forge.livejournal.com]

Depends on mass and consistency of projectile, humidity, windspeed, air temperature, adjusted fulcrum arc - say anywhere from ten to fifty meters?

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

That's it? Dude, I can smell out banana from that far, easy.

Anyone needing safe escort between here and there from the Masked Banana Bandit, call me. I got nothing better to do today.

The going rate is one hot dog or other meaty food of your choice. Burgers are totally acceptable, veggie burgers are accepted at a rate of two veggie burgers to one burger, and Quorn is not acceptable on account of it has the FUNK.

[x-firestar.livejournal.com]

Dude, do you know what burnt banana pudding smells like?

Horrible.

Also, now? It smells like me.

[x-firestar.livejournal.com]

Quorn is not food, it's an alien life form!

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

And it has the FUNK.

[x-firestar.livejournal.com]

At least we'll be able to tell when it's alien brothers and sisters come? We can smell them?