Notes for the day.

[x_maker]

1) When using a camera to guide you around the house, remember stereo vision (and ensuing depth perception) requires TWO independent lenses. Binocular vision is overrated until you try and get around without it.

2) When closed, eyes tend to shake a whole lot. Definitely check out reason behind that.

3) Need to develop proximity alert system for airborne felines. V. important.

Comments

[x-crowdofone.livejournal.com]

On the plus side, if I ever need anybody pounced, I know who to feed the large amounts of pastrami to. :)

[x-catseye.livejournal.com]

Pastrami! Now?

[x-crowdofone.livejournal.com]

But I don't think I need anybody pounced right now. And while normally this wouldn't stop me, Doug went and got himself sunburned because he is a dork.

Tell you what, though--you met Artie yet? I bet he could use a good pouncing. And then I think I can see my way clear to sliding a plate of pastrami your way. Possibly with salmon garnish.

[x-catseye.livejournal.com]

OoooooOOOoooooo.

Catseye is hungry now. Very hungry.

Catseye knows who PictureBoy is and could go purr at him, yes. Food would help with this. It is very hard for Catseye to purr when she is hungry.

[x-crowdofone.livejournal.com]

We'd better do something about that, then. A cat with no purr is a tragedy.

Oh look, what's that? Why, strangely enough, it's the leftover salmon from the salmon chicken sandwich I just had. Isn't it funny how the pastrami just walked right over and sat down next to it on the plate? Who knows what would happen if somebody were to stop by the kitchen.

[x-catseye.livejournal.com]

Catseye thinks ManyBodiesBoy is awfully clever.

Pastrami and Salmon together are good, but Catseye feels a bit woozy now. Ooo. Catseye thinks maybe the tuna as well was too much. Mrp.

[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

Be nice to the dork with sunburned feet, he had a very hard week not so long ago. :)

Besides, he is cute and only his -feet- are burnt. The rest are actually a little tan. Which looks very silly with the extra-blond hair, but I did not say that if anyone asks.

[x-foliate.livejournal.com]

Aw, look. I have my own private assassin by pouncing kitty if by private you mean anyone who will feed her lunch meat.

[x-catseye.livejournal.com]

Pastrami! And only if Catseye feels like it!

[x-forge.livejournal.com]

Yes, you're a fickle little mercenary cat.

[x-catseye.livejournal.com]

*PURR*

*purr purr purr purr*

Preset system notice: There is a cat purring on the voice to computer audio/text interface. Shut down of interface in ten SQUAWK!

Catseye think silly computer can stop being uppity about the purring now.

[x-jubilee.livejournal.com]

Does this mean my tuna is safe now?

[x-catseye.livejournal.com]

All the tuna belongs to Catseye. :)

[x-jubilee.livejournal.com]

What I don't understand is how you seem to know when I'm making it. How do you do that? I wasn't even in the kitchen the last time.

[x-catseye.livejournal.com]

Catseye thinks that would be telling!

Hmm...

[x-jubilee.livejournal.com]

I believe an experiment is in order. *dashes off*

Re: Hmm...

[x-catseye.livejournal.com]

Tuna is good. Mmmm!

Re: Hmm...

[x-jubilee.livejournal.com]

Hah! You shall never find me now! *mwha!*

Re: Hmm...

[x-catseye.livejournal.com]

Catseye thinks SillySparkyGirl still does not have tuna! :D

[x-crowdofone.livejournal.com]

Now, give me some credit, I never said "private." :)