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John Henry Forge ([personal profile] x_maker) wrote2006-12-06 10:13 pm

You people...

I leave for one evening to actually get OUT of my room and the lab for a change, and I come back to all my socks missing...

[identity profile] x-forge.livejournal.com 2006-12-07 03:38 am (UTC)(link)
...you really do amaze me sometimes.

The Tesla Club is a fraternal organization for scientists to debate and share ideas in an exclusive social setting. It's highly exclusive, there are Nobel Prize winners who have been turned down for membership because their work wasn't groundbreaking enough.

Professor Erskine - he's the Dean of Engineering at NYU - has been trying to tempt me away from the Business School and into the Baxter School of Engineering there, so he arranged for me to attend as a guest, and last week their membership voted to extend me the invitation. So tonight I accepted.

[identity profile] x-forge.livejournal.com 2006-12-07 03:42 am (UTC)(link)
Please. It's not Greek. There are no keggers or silly initiation ceremonies or pledge brothers. It's more like... MENSA without all the self-righteous assholes.

[identity profile] x-siryn.livejournal.com 2006-12-07 03:44 am (UTC)(link)
Then why did they let you in?

[identity profile] x-forge.livejournal.com 2006-12-07 03:45 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, the lady has wounded me.

[identity profile] x-siryn.livejournal.com 2006-12-07 03:49 am (UTC)(link)
I'm ruthless! Ask anyone. :)

Okay, so I'm googling your frat to see if there are togas and I can't even find them. How much of geniuses can you be if you're not even in Google?

[identity profile] x-forge.livejournal.com 2006-12-07 03:51 am (UTC)(link)
The guys who invented Google were inducted in 2002. Although one of them declined, because he thought a club full of scientists wouldn't have any women. Totally wrong. Totally.

[identity profile] x-siryn.livejournal.com 2006-12-07 03:54 am (UTC)(link)
So if I use Yahoo will I find it?

[identity profile] x-forge.livejournal.com 2006-12-07 03:57 am (UTC)(link)
Doubtful. A lot of the old-school members like to take pride in the "You don't find us, we'll find you" mindset. Even though it's pretty much an open secret in the academic community.

It's interesting, though. To be around people that are veritable giants in their field, and to be treated like an equal. It's staggering and more than a bit humbling.

[identity profile] x-cypher.livejournal.com 2006-12-07 04:00 am (UTC)(link)
And why shouldn't you? Let's see, I'd use the "at the tender young age", but I completely forget how old you are.

You only reconstructed and upgraded Haroun's cyberware on the fly while he was almost at death's door...

[identity profile] x-siryn.livejournal.com 2006-12-07 04:00 am (UTC)(link)
You really are in a frat.

[identity profile] x-juggernaut.livejournal.com 2006-12-07 04:01 am (UTC)(link)
And what, Miss Cassidy, is wrong with membership in a frat?

[identity profile] x-siryn.livejournal.com 2006-12-07 04:02 am (UTC)(link)
Think about it. Forge. In a frat.

Doesn't it make you giggle? You know it does.

[identity profile] x-juggernaut.livejournal.com 2006-12-07 04:05 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, but it might as well be Pi Nu Gamma. You know, the Pencil-Necked Geeks.

Now I'm tempted to go look up how many of my old Sigma Tau brothers are still around...

[identity profile] x-siryn.livejournal.com 2006-12-07 04:08 am (UTC)(link)
Nerd frats are frats too!

[identity profile] x-cypher.livejournal.com 2006-12-07 03:40 am (UTC)(link)
Whoa.

I suddenly have serious nerd envy.

[identity profile] x-forge.livejournal.com 2006-12-07 03:43 am (UTC)(link)
As well you should, my polyglot friend.

By the way, what is this email sitting in my inbox about racquetball? What in the world is racquetball?

[identity profile] x-cypher.livejournal.com 2006-12-07 03:47 am (UTC)(link)
It's what young professionals do to unwind together, and sometimes discuss business in a less formal setting. It's like the jock equivalent of a power lunch or something.

I dunno. There's a health club near here that I've been wanting to try out, and I want to pick your brain about something, I decided why not just combine the two.

[identity profile] x-forge.livejournal.com 2006-12-07 03:50 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, we're pretending to be jock yuppies for the day? Sold.

[identity profile] x-cypher.livejournal.com 2006-12-07 03:52 am (UTC)(link)
Pretending to be jock yuppies while actually secretly mocking them.

Besides, we should be able to figure this out. It's all math and angles and patterns and elastic collisions, right?

[identity profile] x-forge.livejournal.com 2006-12-07 03:53 am (UTC)(link)
I am looking up the rules... okay, so basically, it's Pong. Three-dimensional Pong. This shouldn't be hard at all.

[identity profile] x-cypher.livejournal.com 2006-12-07 03:56 am (UTC)(link)
That's what I'm saying. We may not be yuppie jocks, but we're reasonably fit young men.

[identity profile] x-forge.livejournal.com 2006-12-07 03:58 am (UTC)(link)
And if stockbrokers and insurance analysts can do it, hell, we foiled a bank robbery! We're superheroes!

And now, I go to test my aerodynamic physique out in the hall. Avanté!

[identity profile] x-wildchild.livejournal.com 2006-12-07 03:47 am (UTC)(link)
It's a gift.

So... basically it's a club for super genius nerds. Gotcha. How about you put a towel on the artifical leg and come join us normal people in some, uh, lemee see if I can figure out how to put this in Forge Speak.

Friction-reduced application of Newton's first law.

(Thank you, thank you, that'd be that B- in Physical Science you helped me get, yeah. I know, who da man, Forge da man. Just get your half metal self down here. This is fun.)

[identity profile] x-forge.livejournal.com 2006-12-07 03:49 am (UTC)(link)
See, you're using socks on varnished wood. Low coefficient of friction, but have you ever seen teflon on spray wax? Give me two minutes...

[identity profile] x-wildchild.livejournal.com 2006-12-07 03:57 am (UTC)(link)
Dude, just get down here. I need your stopwatch. We're doing timed heats.

[identity profile] x-penance.livejournal.com 2006-12-07 03:58 am (UTC)(link)
Mr. Forge is being sliding with us?

Yippee!

(I am liking this new word very much. It is being a happy word)

[identity profile] x-firestar.livejournal.com 2006-12-07 04:10 am (UTC)(link)
Oh my God, you rule at this!

[identity profile] x-roulette.livejournal.com 2006-12-07 04:13 am (UTC)(link)
He still can't match my style.

[identity profile] x-forge.livejournal.com 2006-12-07 04:16 am (UTC)(link)
That is because unlike me, and despite your summer of Crazy Crash Diet Weight Loss, you have Hips.

Which, I may add, makes this very fun to watch.

[identity profile] x-forge.livejournal.com 2006-12-07 04:20 am (UTC)(link)
Unabashedly.

[identity profile] x-wildchild.livejournal.com 2006-12-07 04:27 am (UTC)(link)
You expected different from him?

[identity profile] x-roulette.livejournal.com 2006-12-07 04:30 am (UTC)(link)
No. It is rather fun to make Forge walk into a wall. Almost as fun as the time I flashed my bra at Marius to make him fall off the balance beam during PE.

[identity profile] x-wildchild.livejournal.com 2006-12-07 04:31 am (UTC)(link)
Thank god for mutant balance and agility.

[identity profile] x-roulette.livejournal.com 2006-12-07 04:33 am (UTC)(link)
Oh please, I've made you lose your train of thought when we were in the middle fo a conversation. And I was wearing a tank top.

[identity profile] x-forge.livejournal.com 2006-12-07 04:36 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, God bless the tank top.

[identity profile] x-wildchild.livejournal.com 2006-12-07 04:40 am (UTC)(link)
Well, yeah. I don't have mutant powers of BEING OBLIVIOUS. Just agility.