Arrr, real pirates war scur'y dogs. (They had the scur'y too!) but fake pirates be fun. Today... tis' just about bein' goofy and I thought if I already had t' dress like a dork, I might as have fun with it.

And Julio's hat is awesome.

Talkin' like a pirate be hard thirsty work. Yaar. I need a cup of grog. Or water since this pirate thinks the grog smell like bilgewater.