At least she hasn't seen The Godfather...

[x_maker]

...so the horses are safe.

I make it back to my room today, and what do I find but a neatly-killed bluejay on my pillow. It took me a while to figure it out before I actually looked at the calendar.

Thanks, Cats. It's the sweetest dead bird ever.

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[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

And since, you know, no one is eating dead blue jays (Blue Jays SUCK! Go Royals!), burgers and crap action movie?

[x-forge.livejournal.com]

Sounds like a plan. Let me just get off the phone with my mom (pleasegodsomeonepullthefirealarmorsomething) and I'll grab a shirt.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

You want I should go get something on fire?

[x-legion.livejournal.com]

fire? so ahead of you.

oh yeah, happy birthday.

[x-foliate.livejournal.com]

...poor bluejay. Am rather fond of those. Um.

Have fun with the bonding over meat thing, birthdayboy.

[x-forge.livejournal.com]

Come along? You can even ride shotgun.

[x-foliate.livejournal.com]

I'd love to! I'll go grab some shoes.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

I PROTEST!!!! Paige is WAY shorter than me!

Watch it, kid.

[x-wolverine.livejournal.com]

Don't diss the Jays.

Wait.

All right, fine. Diss they Jays. They do suck.

[x-forge.livejournal.com]

But yet, surprisingly hotter. Backseat with you, hairy one.

[x-rictor.livejournal.com]

feliz cumpleaños, Forge.

I call sitting behind the blonde girl.

[x-foliate.livejournal.com]

And yet, I win anyway.

Re: Watch it, kid.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Yes, Yes they do.

Not that the Royals are better, yo. But still. Jays suck. Leafs suck too.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

BAH. I am too TALL for the back seat. Fine. You get my feet on your head.

Re: Watch it, kid.

[x-wolverine.livejournal.com]

Dunno what it is about teams I like from up North, but they invariably suck.

Good memories, watching a game over brews with Walt and Gene. Small, Medium, and Large, all three of us hootin' and hollerin' at the TV.

Is it hockey season yet?

[x-foliate.livejournal.com]

No, Forge gets your feet on his head; new boy is sitting behind me.

[x-forge.livejournal.com]

Less debating, more piling into the car! Engine is running, dorks!

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

No, see, no feet on the driver's head, so I go diagonal, and you get feet on yours. I'll even trim my toenails.