Hey, join the "No Family Plans" club. Just got an email that my parents will be at a business retreat. Over Christmas, even. So what do they usually do here for the holidays?
Who said lonely? Hell, I'm leaping at the chance to be away from my folks for the holidays. Who needs another rousing rendition of platitudes and condescending holiday cheer all done up to the tune of "God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen"? Not me, I say.
most parents don't want their kids having sex. mine are appearantly convinced I have a harem of men. you wanna join? Warren, Piotr and Paul are also in it ;)
From the turning and fleeing that time, I figured you'd die of embarrassment if someone actually suggested anything. I mean, all I did was wear a man's shirt at you. *grins*
*nods* Yep, just that. Because it was obviously Not My Shirt, and even more obviously A Man's Shirt, I must have been having Teh Sex. And that's what overheated our supergenius.
Do you ever stop to think that not everyone's as casual as you about stuff? Do you ever stop to think, period? Some of us haven't yet become accustomed to the post-fucking hall wanderings. Wasn't exactly covered in the admissions packet. Excuse me for a little goddamn awkwardness.
If you think me wandering around the halls in a bloke's shirt is awkward, then you're bloody lucky you weren't here when I first arrived and my two ways of dealing with people were to either be bitcy at them or come onto them. I like to think a nice conversation in the hallway (and we were doing pretty well up until the Shirt part) was progress for me, but since you had no way of knowing, I don't hold it against you. No more teasing. Just don't break something in the scramble to avoid me in the halls, hey?
Look, it's apparently a pretty open attitude here on those things. Not something I'm used to, or really sure I'm comfortable with. No judgements other than that.
And before you make the "Oh, a Texan" comment, as far as I'm concerned, they can pave the Alamo, piss on Sam Houston's grave, and turn the whole place into one big oil field.
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we can be the lonely hearts club band at this rate.
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or they can just talk abotu your sex life in front of your teachers and classmates.
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most parents don't want their kids having sex. mine are appearantly convinced I have a harem of men. you wanna join? Warren, Piotr and Paul are also in it ;)
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where did I put my Ziggy Stardust costume?
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Besides, I didn't do an... Fuck gotta go.
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you're just sex-obsessed.
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And before you make the "Oh, a Texan" comment, as far as I'm concerned, they can pave the Alamo, piss on Sam Houston's grave, and turn the whole place into one big oil field.
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we're mutants, ahve to do everything backwards and inside out. like my sweater!