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Aha, a present.
Apr. 15th, 2007 08:44 pmLittle birdie left me my laptop. Nice birdie. Seeds if I find you. Tens of seeds, even.
Unless it's Amelia. Sooo much vengeance for all the needles. Except for the painkiller one, that one's good. Find Amelia and put her in a jar and shake it. Lots. Crazy sadist woman. Turns into a big green fart. Can't be ethical, somehow. Doctors should have to stay solid so you can throw things at them.
Came in and lowered the bed so I won't hurt myself if I fall out. That's condescending. But if I fell out, that would be Forge descending. Ow I hurt myself laughing. Really. Stitches are itchy.
Funny that typing with right arm feels funny, but left arm normal. Painkillers not affecting neural conductivity of the myomer interface. I should really note that down somewhere. Wait. I kind of am. That's why I'm a genius. I can be accidentally smarter than everyone else in the room.
Wait. I'm the only one in the room. I am smarter than my self. Oh no, recursive causality loop. I think I just smarted myself out of existence. This is why I don't take philosophy classes, I might get really smart and vanish. Dangerous thing, philosophy.
That's it. Noooo more painkillers. Gotta be able to walk out of here tomorrow. Although my professors would probably accept "eaten by dinosaurs" as excuse. Wonder how many people are calling in eaten tomorrow. Stupid dinosaurs.
Unless it's Amelia. Sooo much vengeance for all the needles. Except for the painkiller one, that one's good. Find Amelia and put her in a jar and shake it. Lots. Crazy sadist woman. Turns into a big green fart. Can't be ethical, somehow. Doctors should have to stay solid so you can throw things at them.
Came in and lowered the bed so I won't hurt myself if I fall out. That's condescending. But if I fell out, that would be Forge descending. Ow I hurt myself laughing. Really. Stitches are itchy.
Funny that typing with right arm feels funny, but left arm normal. Painkillers not affecting neural conductivity of the myomer interface. I should really note that down somewhere. Wait. I kind of am. That's why I'm a genius. I can be accidentally smarter than everyone else in the room.
Wait. I'm the only one in the room. I am smarter than my self. Oh no, recursive causality loop. I think I just smarted myself out of existence. This is why I don't take philosophy classes, I might get really smart and vanish. Dangerous thing, philosophy.
That's it. Noooo more painkillers. Gotta be able to walk out of here tomorrow. Although my professors would probably accept "eaten by dinosaurs" as excuse. Wonder how many people are calling in eaten tomorrow. Stupid dinosaurs.
