Hey, pineapples!

Many thanks to the Ladies Amaquelin for their bounty. It shall be enjoyed in good health. I would make the rounds to do thanking in person, but after an evening of my mother insisting upon teaching me to ice skate - IN A TUXEDO - I have bruises in decidedly non-Yuletide-friendly places and will be spending the remainder of this glorious holiday flat on my back with my beverage of choice and this nifty (if annoyingly region-coded for the next thirty seconds... there we go) portable DVD player.

Merry Christmas, all.