Potential irritating problems

If anyone has problems today getting access to any of the keycard-locked doors in the mansion, it's because we're installing the new security software. If your keycard won't unlock a door it's supposed to, leave the card in the slot and press '0-0-1' and the system will page me and I'll fix it individually. If the alarm goes off, just wait fifteen seconds and either myself or Kuk will reset it.

Yes, this is also going to take a lot of power from the computer systems today. But with the other two prima donna geeks offsite now, that hopefully shouldn't be a problem.