Ha ha.

Despite being tossed in the lake TWELVE times in the past twenty-four hours (including once being carried bodily out of my bed WITH MY BEDSHEET at four o'clock in the MORNING thank you Kyle and Catseye I will have my revenge) - I feel the need to announce that my mental faculties are not indeed impaired as may have been rumored.

I am still the resident genius supreme, regardless of any claims to the contrary. Just a little soggy at the moment. But feeling fine.